To squeeze a mustard bottle. It never fails. One squeeze and it squirts on you… God!! I hate it!!!
GirlBySea,
I always hate the first squeeze because of the nasty water/mucous stuff that drizzles out of it!
And no matter how much you shake it, some always remains…
We should contact French’s and report a conspiracy to mess our clothes and food up with their squeeze bottles! 
I hate mustard all together, it always smells so sour to me.
This morning I hate that its pouring buckets outside, anyone have a life preserver I can wear to swim to work?