I’ve had “We Are Santa’s Elves” running through my head all day. That’s bad but not naughty.
What’s naughty is my inability to get the lyrics right. Let’s see if you spot the problem:
We’ve a special job each year,
we don’t like to brag.
Christmas Eve we always
Feel Santa’s bag!
I am incapable of singing this song correctly. This is not a conscious choice.
I’ll be lucky to get coal.