I have a lava lamp inside me!

Yesterday I went to the hospital for a small bowel series, this is an x-ray of your small bowel or as I prefer to call it ‘the squishy bits inside me’.

To be able to see the squishy bits on the x-ray machine the patient, in this case me, has to drink stuff called Barium. One tiny little plastic cup of the stuff weighs more than your average tub of butter. The barium is thicker than your average McThickshake and grainy as cement. Actually barium has a whole lot of properties in common with cement - try cleaning your toilet after barium poo’s (but that is another story and very TMI).

Suggestion for those who may have to drink icky substances - don’t look at the vomit bags whilst doing so, it may lead to unpleasant repercussions.

Anyways once the barium was swallowed I had to lie around on my left side for a couple of hours waiting for it to get the right places inside me. I wisely used this time to catch up on lost sleep - there being no screaming bubbaleechie there to keep me awake.

Then the fun started a doctor came in and poked and prodded my stomach and made me turn into all sorts of funny positions to get a good look at my squishy inside bits. And I can officially say after having had a good look at the x-ray video:

I have a lava lamp inside me!

The doctor said it was my intestines but I know a lava lamp when I see one. I am only sad that I cannot carry around perpetually running footage of the lava lamp inside me to share with the rest of the world.

:smiley:

I endured this charming procedure last year. They made me drink two cups of the room-temperature, pseudo-cherry-flavored stuff, and they said I had to walk around to speed it thru my system.

I can still feel the texture of the barium mixture. ick. When will they finally perfect those Star Trek medical thingies which can be waved over the body for a complete and accurate diagnosis??

Ahhh…but you haven’t lived until you’ve tried “the other” one…I wont get graphic, but the title “Barium Enema” should help with the visuals.
I ended up doing both…
ick…
nuff said.

I had to drink that crap last year. I was (still am) having problems with ulces in my esphogus and couldn’t swallow. I went to the emergency room and they made me drink it while they x-rayed me. They weren’t even nice enough to give me some with flavor. It was very painful and I nearly passed out.

I’m going back to the Dr. this Friday, I hope I don’t have to drink it again.