Okay, a TV girlfriend, but I’m in love. Okay, maybe it’s just a crush. But she’s great! She’s tough, she’s vulnerable, she’s smart, and she’s H-O-T hot! Did I mention she’s a redhead? (Not that that matters to me, but … okay, so it’s intriguing.)
Her name is Jordana Spiro. She’s on the new USA show “The Huntress”, playing Brandi Thorsen. The show’s sorta based on the true-life exploits of a mother-daughter bounty hunting team. Makes me want to commit a crime, just so I can skip bail. (Come to think of it, Annette O’Toole is pretty hot, too. But I digress.)
Sigh I’m officially staking claim, so you other bozos take notice - hands off! (Yeah right.)
Not that I have given up anything for Sarah Michelle Gellar, I’m just hedging my bets.
(So how pathetic am I? Don’t answer that.)
And yes, I’m sure someone’s going to pick up on that “other” part above.
Well, just so you know, the girl on Dark Angel’s going out with me. She doesn’t know it yet, but that’s okay. Does this make me sound like a pig? Well, that’s okay, because for the right girl I will be. Male pigs have 24 hour orgasms, you know. I’m not sure if this is a good thing or not, but it sure sounds like fun, don’t it?
Lucky you. Of course, I’m getting set up with a new girl coming into our school this year thanks to a friend of mine, so I do get the added benefit of human contact… and for some reason, this girl imagines me to be a really good kisser (that’s what she told my friend, anyway).
And about that 24-hour orgasm for pigs thing… I’m almost certain that’s a myth and Cecil wrote about it. Off to search for his column…
Hm, I got a few thousand points for it playing sex trivia on the Megatouch (sounds dirty, don’t it?) machines at a local arcade. Somebody should write them… ::shrugs:: Poor piggies…
Sure you can go! It’s not like I’ve talked to this girl yet… and I’ll tell her you have dibs.
Yeah, I think you might be. Give me another 3 months and I’ll join you. I mean, I’m already at the point where I can’t hear the word “snowball” without wincing…
DRY, I went looking. I just found out she was on an episode of Buffy!
http://elusio.simplenet.com/elysium/az/j.htm
Jordana Spiro
Actress - played Callie, in Reptile Boy.
Can only find a couple of other things she’s starred in: From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (which also features Ara Celi), Her Last Chance and If These Walls Could Talk.
My first thought after reading the title was, “I could post a thread with the same title, except that Mrs. SS wouldn’t see the humor”.
Then I read the first sentence of the OP and instantaneously knew that I’d not post a “me too”.
TV girlfriend huh? Perhaps a young “Tom Hanks”? That way we don’t have to guess at the meaning of TV!
Could anyone point me to an actress with red hair whose character is really shy? I know there’s that girl on “Opposite sex” who made googly eyes at that drug teacher guy. And there’s the lesbian who is DAMN hot.
Oh, and these need to be ladies who do not have hugely curvaceous figures. See “The A-B cup club” for why.
Crap. I post that, then I remember my new-found fascination with Jessica Biehl and my old-found fascination for Alicia Silverstone. However, Biehl is my age, whereas Silverstone is NOT. And I prefer Biehl’s hair.
