When your balls hang out
Do they wobble all about?
Do you get that funny feeling
Like they’re hanging from the ceiling?
How 'bout taking a really, really cold shower before hand so that those babies shrivel up real good?
I’m glad all my parts are tucked inside, well that’s not completely true as I do have boobs but boy, having your balls in the toilet bowl, never thought about that before.
Although, being able to write in the snow would be kinda cool.
Before you take a dump, sit on a big block of ice for a few minutes.
That’ll fix you right up.
S’cool, stuffy. many of us have the same issue.
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I just hate it when the residual splash gets you right in the huevos. Nothing worse than the soaked scrotum.