I have become the oracle. I know what you will ask.

Thank you, oh Oracle.

How can we swallow our cheese and crackers faster?

I know the answer, it is the question i am looking for.
The question that changes the answer.
But the question cannot change the answer
so how will the answer change the question
and will that question still be right?

  1. Can you smell the color 9, and if so, can you describe the sensation?

2)What makes the universe so hard to comprehend?

3)I have a butterfly in my left hand; is it alive or dead?

4)What is the longest palindrome that’s made sence to you?

5)I heard the number ZERO was not discovered yet in biblical times. True?

6)Do two wrong turns make a right?

  1. What number comes before these?
    19,119,911,91

It’s not a human being who’s talking (writing) as Scylla/The Oracle. It’s a sophisticated artificial intelligence software developed by some geeks in some university.

Can’t you perceive it?

Grousser
(skeptical, this time)

Got it. I don’t believe in superstition; but, I hear that they work whether one believes in them or not. No jello.

Wait…I can have jello w/ someone I am not trying to impress, right?

I am at a complete loss. You have me at a disadvantage. What are you trying to say or refer to?

zreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!