I have been chosen...

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24008&pagenumber=4

I have a lookalike troll now. I’m so honoured.

Me TOO! Oh boy!

Well done, matt; ya must be livin’ right!
Oh, and Mr. Troll, know any other jokes? The same name posing shit’s getting really lame. Why don’t you try just repeating what everybody says? —Whoops, that’s been done, too! Damn, what’s a poor troll to do if s/he’s gonna stay on top of things?

I guess you’ll just have to be truly original and stay the fuck away from here!

No, really; I mean it. Get lost, you said little feeb. Go spread joy and wonder somewhere else.

I’d call you a putz, but I’ll leave that for Wally.

HI original matt_mcl,
welcome to the club, I had my own Osip for a while. He was quite disturbed.
Hey Xeno I can think of a few new ideas for trolls to do but, I shall not share in an effort not to incourage them.

Osip

yet another sockidiot, so far 3 just today. sigh.