i have been ragged by my seniors need help.

so i’m studying in a place called manipal in India. As I’m a fresher my senior ragged me they gave me paper which is full of molesting and double meaning questions need help to answer them back in a rude way. so the questions are

  1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.?
  2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.?
  3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.?
    Please help me in giving them rude replies for their questions .

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