so i’m studying in a place called manipal in India. As I’m a fresher my senior ragged me they gave me paper which is full of molesting and double meaning questions need help to answer them back in a rude way. so the questions are
it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.?
if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.?
do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.?
Please help me in giving them rude replies for their questions .
I can see the ‘double meaning’ in the first and third questions, but not the second one. At any rate, OP, why do you want to be rude to your seniors? Treat this as an icebreaker, and try and become friends with them. You’re going to spend a number of years in Manipal, and it never hurts to have friends. As long as the ragging doesn’t get to a point where it causes you undue distress or worse, actual physical harm, try and take it in stride. If you’re not comfortable with it, be polite and refuse to participate. The rules are harsh enough now that they should leave you alone.
ETA: And yes, IMHO. I’ll report it, in case Boogly hasn’t already. If they have, sorry mods.
There’s a song called “It’s Raining Men.” I don’t know your gender or orientation, or whether this song is well-known where you are, but personally, I’d try to work a reference to it into my answer here.
How long can you wear that saddle?
It depends on whether I want the scenic or the direct route.
After some fun times exploring the mountains, the forest offers its own delights. The forest can be tough going if it is overly verdant though, so I first prefer to clear the old wood and let the sunshine in.
Since, because we are not a part of your culture, most of us do not understand the double meanings or molesting aspects of those questions, I think it would be hard for us to think of comments that would be taken as appropriately rude in that situation. For instance, I have a feeling that “Your mother” and all it’s variants would just get you puzzled stares.