so i’m studying in a place called manipal in India. As I’m a fresher my senior ragged me they gave me paper which is full of molesting and double meaning questions need help to answer them back in a rude way. so the questions are
This might be an IMHO question…
Are those all of the questions? I think that The Dope will be able to make you a superstar with all the info…
I can see the ‘double meaning’ in the first and third questions, but not the second one. At any rate, OP, why do you want to be rude to your seniors? Treat this as an icebreaker, and try and become friends with them. You’re going to spend a number of years in Manipal, and it never hurts to have friends. As long as the ragging doesn’t get to a point where it causes you undue distress or worse, actual physical harm, try and take it in stride. If you’re not comfortable with it, be polite and refuse to participate. The rules are harsh enough now that they should leave you alone.
ETA: And yes, IMHO. I’ll report it, in case Boogly hasn’t already. If they have, sorry mods.
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Moving thread from General Questions to In My Humble Opinion.
I learned to use an umbrella, thanks.
A skillful rider pushes his steed no further than allows all to enjoy, and prefers duration over speed.
Mountains.
There’s a song called “It’s Raining Men.” I don’t know your gender or orientation, or whether this song is well-known where you are, but personally, I’d try to work a reference to it into my answer here.
How long can you wear that saddle?
It depends on whether I want the scenic or the direct route.
This doesn’t count as homework help, does it?
The correct answer is always “your mother.”
I think we may be losing something in translation. But yeah, I’m 100% behind this post.
Don’t play there game. Especially if you don’t have the knack for it and you have to ask us for help.
Can you read the note, then crumple it up with a look that says “I don’t have time for this juvenile bullshit”?
There is no reason for you to try to drop down to their level, regardless of how much they try to provoke you.
I find it most productive to spend time at the mountains before exploring the forest.
After some fun times exploring the mountains, the forest offers its own delights. The forest can be tough going if it is overly verdant though, so I first prefer to clear the old wood and let the sunshine in.
To each his own. I personally find the treasures of the forest more rewarding when one has to rummage in the undergrowth to discover them.
We’re talking about mushrooms, right? 
Since, because we are not a part of your culture, most of us do not understand the double meanings or molesting aspects of those questions, I think it would be hard for us to think of comments that would be taken as appropriately rude in that situation. For instance, I have a feeling that “Your mother” and all it’s variants would just get you puzzled stares.
You’re kidding, aren’t you?
Well, that’s just an opportunity to teach them everything there is to know about your mother.
For example, that your mother’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. Or that your mama is so stupid, she sold the car to get money for gasoline.
Speak for yourself, dude. I think “we” get it.
ETA: or was I woooooshed?
Clearcutting of the forest facilitates superior wildlife viewing.
the double meanings are about sex
I hear some people prefer the cave 'round the back.