I have been ragged by my seniors need help.

[cochrane]

@MickNickMaggies

I hear some people prefer the cave 'round the back.

Just try to avoid the cave during the windy season.

[kayaker]

@cochrane

Just try to avoid the cave during the windy season.

And if the area is posted NO TRESPASSING, do not try to sneak in!

[RivkahChaya]

@kayaker

After some fun times exploring the mountains, the forest offers its own delights. The forest can be tough going if it is overly verdant though, so I first prefer to clear the old wood and let the sunshine in.

If it’s green, something is wrong.

[Ethilrist]

1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.?
   Sorry, I’m usually too busy having sex to go out in the rain.

2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.?
   Sorry, I’m usually too busy having sex to go out for a ride.

3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.?
   Sorry…

[FriarTed]

@harsh

so i’m studying in a place called manipal in India. As I’m a fresher my senior ragged me they gave me paper which is full of molesting and double meaning questions need help to answer them back in a rude way. so the questions are

1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.?
2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.?
3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.?
   Please help me in giving them rude replies for their questions .

1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet?

It depend on how much your mother squirts.

2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride?

I can shove as hard as your mother can take & ride as fast as she wants.

3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south?

I’ll hike your mother’s mountains before I have a nice lunch in her forest.

[Smeghead]

I’d go for “utterly baffling” as responses:

1. I usually run fast enough to dodge the raindrops, if you know what I mean!
2. The best ride comes from whacking the horse with the flat of the shovel.
3. I don’t know, but the river in between can yield some mighty fat fish!