I got hemorrhoids.
So skid-marks are the least of my worries.
I got hemorrhoids.
So skid-marks are the least of my worries.
You either need to take your time and fully evacuate your bowels, or you should try my “bear down and wipe” method detailed above. Because what you’re describing is even worse than skid-marks - it sounds more like a blowout!
I think there are some folks who really should add more fiber to their diets.
Well just as there’s different colors and shades of poo, there’s different colors and shades of skidnarks. Yellow, orange, green. Light, medium, dark. I would think that deep brown marks would be the grossest though.
I’ll raise you guys with “pebbles”. I haven’t had em since I was 6, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone on here experiences them as an adult. Y’all nasty.
baby wipes
My thoughts.
Goddamn! Wet wipes, people! Right next to the toilet paper in stores. They’re even flushable now. It’s not rocket science. Geez, clean your nasty asses.
I my defense, much of it is blood.
I have a habit which I thought was common sense but in the last five or six years have discovered is quite unusual, of inspecting my toilet paper after wiping and continuing to wipe until it is impossible to stain a new piece of paper. On the minus side this means I use more than most people but on the plus side it means I have a beautifully clean arse.
The last time I had skid marks except for unusual situations (chemical toilets with limit wiping facilities for example) I was maybe five or six.
There is no excuse for skid marks in an even slightly healthy individual.
What the bloody hell!?
Try eating more wholemeal!