I have found The Official SDMB Astro-Goat. We Launch At Dawn.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“Gentlemen, we must not allow an astro-goat gap!”

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Someone has stolen a march on us in Barnyard Astronautics!

http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2006/06/01/news/news01.txt

A cow! With a jet pack!

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Man. That jackass, Penn is going to be pissed.