While I was off having shoulder surgery this week, my absentee ballot for the November election arrived from Texas. I shall vote this weekend and mail it back early next week.
The plan has always been for me to vote Obama/Biden. But now I’m wondering if anyone would actually try to bribe me to vote for McCain/Palin? Hmmm. I’ll tell you what. I’ll hold off voting for a day or so, and if I receive a serious offer from a McCain supporter on this Board of … oh, let’s make it US$1 million, I promise I’ll consider voting for McCain. I’m not promising to vote for McCain, mind you, but I’ll give it some serious consideration, I promise. So how about it? Any takers?
And I see that jokey Libertarian Party has made it onto the Texas ballot, with Bob Barr and Wayne A Root running for president and vice president, respectively. I’m afraid I could not give any serious thought to voting Libertarian for anything less than $10 million, and since I doubt there are any Libertarians who have $10 million, I guess I won’t be mulling voting for them. Just as well.
So how about it? Serious offers only, please. Pay me $1 million, and I promise to at least think about voting for McCain/Palin.