… posted to a thread like this.
What?
… posted to a thread like this.
What?
Watched a single episode of *Friends *or Seinfield.
Driven a car.
I can do you one better:
had sex.
cries
taken drugs
spontaneously combusted
Voted
Rode a bike.
killed a street mime
But that does mean I haven’t wanted to.
kissed someone while either of us has morning breath
Watched Jurassic Park, any Terminator movies or any Spiderman movies.
Had any fun at all
Eaten a deep-fried Milky Way
Susan
Starred in the movie based on the my best-selling and critically acclaimed autobiography which won me an Academy Award, and had sex with Colin Firth/ Viggo Mortensen/John Hurt. (not at the same time).
Hey, me too! What a coinkadink! I also didn’t have sex with Steve Martin. More than once.
Yeah, I get you. I don’t think I’d have sex with him more than once either.
We must not have gotten that memo…
Sex with Steve Martin…now that is something to ponder. Maybe as Cyrano. Maybe.
Had a ‘cleaning lady’.
Drunk alcohol.