I have never (fill in blank), and probably never will.

… posted to a thread like this. :cool:

What? :confused:

Watched a single episode of *Friends *or Seinfield.

Driven a car.

I can do you one better:

had sex.

cries

taken drugs

spontaneously combusted

Voted

Rode a bike.

killed a street mime

But that does mean I haven’t wanted to.

kissed someone while either of us has morning breath

Watched Jurassic Park, any Terminator movies or any Spiderman movies.

Had any fun at all

Eaten a deep-fried Milky Way

Susan

Starred in the movie based on the my best-selling and critically acclaimed autobiography which won me an Academy Award, and had sex with Colin Firth/ Viggo Mortensen/John Hurt. (not at the same time).

Hey, me too! What a coinkadink! I also didn’t have sex with Steve Martin. More than once.

Yeah, I get you. I don’t think I’d have sex with him more than once either.

We must not have gotten that memo…

Sex with Steve Martin…now that is something to ponder. Maybe as Cyrano. Maybe. :cool:

Been double fucked by two black studs in the back of Sophie’s Bar.

Had a ‘cleaning lady’.

Drunk alcohol.