I have never (fill in blank), and probably never will.

I’ll start:

worn cargo pants

had anal sex

worn “butt lift” pants…

Been in a Turkish prison.

Worn nothing but applesauce to work.

Married.

With the first four posts, I thought we had a theme going there, until **Happy ** broke the chain.

Smoked.

Dropped acid.

Fired a gun.

terminally shot myself…
on a serious note: suicide isn’t cool…

Brendon Small

Parachuted out of a perfectly good airplane

Learned calculus.

Licked my own elbow.

assumed I’ll never do anything

Worn Uggs

Fired a real gun

Bungee jumped

Eaten organ meat

Run naked through the streets of Vienna yelling “I’m a helicopter! I’m a helicopter!”

Had a penis in my mouth.

Voted Conservative.

enjoyed being a bottom