So, after two years, nine months and some odd days of my wife leaving me I finally had sex again! Woohoo!! Go me!
God, I know I’m going to regret posting but right now I am in such a state of euphoria that I really don’t care.
Was it just once? For 20 minutes? With a girl named Marianas?
(Okay, I’ll stop. And you’re going to love yourself in the morning for this. 
But good on you, mate. ;))
Are you masterbating like a motherfuck? Wooooooooooooooooooooo!
As long as he went deep, it’s ok.
Go ahead and thump your chest.
Um…she has left…right?
Poor rabbit…
… shakes head, shakes head…
Did she charge?
If not, congratulations.
Congratulations!
I am unwillingly sex-free for almost 6 months now. I hope to soon join you in the exclusive club whose members are knows as “people-who-are-getting-laid”.
Um, was she still in the room with you when you posted that?
Because if so, and you’re immediately hopping out of bed to post onto an internet message board, then I think I might have a possible explanation for why it’s been so long between incidents…
::Looks around::
Unfortunatley she left. And no she didn’t charge [sup]much[/sup]. Just kidding. No she is a wonderful that I am deeply enamored and in love with. I’m glad my first time back in the saddle again was with her.
Ahhhh, love. It sucks when you can’t be with the one you love. I wish I could have held her forever.
Yeah if the thread title had said “I’m finally having sex again!” I might have been alarmed.
go You!!! :d
Ah crap…
Go you!
Ditto. One of the downsides to an awesome sexual episode is the loooooong dry spell that follows it
One of the problems of being single I guess. I don’t know where all the other single guys are finding their nookie, but damned if I can find it 
It’s probably under the couch cushions.
Congratulations. So I beleive that I’m still in the lead with my 3+ years of partially unwilling sexual abstinence. Now I be damned if I know which smiley to use. or
Disclaimer: for the definition of sex please consult the former US president’s Dictionary of Oral Activities.
Damnit! I forgot about the contest. Oh well.
[Kramer]
I’M OUT!!
[/Kramer]
Where’d you meet her?
Wow… I don’t remember the last time I had sex before midnight. I miss relationships.
Um, you do know that it’s only called “sex” if there’s more than one person involved, right?
Good job!
(asking wife) last time for me was Friday. but I understand the difficulties with coming back. Enjoy?
Uhm, saturnine0, today is Friday. Either you have a lousy memory and forgot you had sex this morning (which I doubt, as your wife would have killed you for asking) or you’re due (which is potentially a good thing).