I doubt it. After two years, it was probably more like an air burst, followed by a rimshot, before finally scoring a direct hit. 
Yeah like a person could go 2 years 9 months plus and still be Master of Their Domain. :dubious:
Huh? Did you just call her a twat?
Kidding! Amp, I’m really happy for you and I’d imagine there was no doubt in her mind you were really, really, really enjoying the experience.
Rookie.
Try 9 years, 4 months, 5 days.
Not that I’m counting, or anything…
Just a tip for all you people out there who haven’t had sex in awhile, make sure you stretch out before hand. Holy cow, I forgot how physically demanding it is. I am so sore today. I just want to go home and sleep. Or have sex again, you know, whatever.
Ha. Rookie.
And no, I’m not telling how long it’s been. (See my sig.)
will keep quiet on this one
Putting it into a ‘bodily function’ perspective…
A man can go 50 years without sex, but if he goes one week without taking a crap, he’s dead. (thinking about that for a sig, anyone?
Anyhow, good on ya there, amp.
Has it been that long for her, too? 
Not sure if I should say congrats or stop talking about it and go have fun!
Congratulations.
A girl after my own heart.
And yet, try to multitask and suddenly you’re the sicko.
Nice job.
/hijack
Whats the shortest duration of time that is allowed between “completion” and posting?
hijack/
Were there a rule, I think it’d have to be something like “at least the amount of time that the actual act took”.
Which isn’t a lot in some cases.
Doubly so if you don’t get to love the one you’re with.
I once went 17 years.
Well I once went a similar length of time (which I won’t disclose because I’m not very proud of it 
) But that doesn’t count 
I believe I’m at 9 years, 6 months and 20 days.
Yeah.
cough
How you doin’?