I have never (fill in blank), and probably never will.

Well lesse. Anal sex, tattoo, eating haggis, homosexual encounter, had a threesome, commited incest (well we were no kind of blood relations and we didn’t meet till we were both 15, ok!), liked milk, visited Mars (it’s a pretty cool bar in NYC), been a woman, had chicken pox, enjoyed being a bottom, had a penis in my mouth, voted…

I think there are more.

But I draw the line at cargo pants.