I have Norwalk virus

^ That is my strategy

I think my family may have had that last weekend. Wife and toddler son were squirting out of both ends, all 3 of us had the aches and fever, and while I never puked, I had the squirts something awful.

The good news is that it does go away in a little less than a week.

I’ve already been called out for telling our family’s story about it more than once on the Dope, so I’ll try to be creative… we had it in October and I threw up for the first time in twenty years. It was AWFUL. And yeah, fever and body aches. It seemed to improve on a twelve-hour clock though, as in, every twelve hours I suddenly felt better than I had.

It was a week before I felt hungry, though.

Twice in 7 months? Feel really bad for you. I had it 3-4 years ago (around Thanksgiving, no less) and it was probably the most sick I’ve ever been.

Noros been touring the U.K. recently, can’t say that I’m a big fan, give me Asian flu anytime!