A nude woman thrashed a Subway Shop in Anchorage, AK. The employees fled, but it doesn’t say whether it was from having to look at a naked woman or because of the violence. Once again it goes to prove that good naked people are the only defense against violent naked people.
She was probably too old for those guys. (rimshot)
The Spice must flow!
Bennie Hill gets a gritty reboot.
What, she was too old for Jared?
Too soon?
Edit - I see I was on the same wavelength as Bobot.
Dang it. I miss all the good stuff. My town is so boring.
You’re in your town. You’re getting really good ideas here.
Sometimes the first step belongs to you. Carpe diem.
Free the little guy!
Huh, must have been out of $5 foot longs.
That’s why I support the repeal of public indecency laws so I can openly carry my “gun.” I can’t expect naked sub vandals to politely stop torturing innocent sandwich toppings just because I say “Excuse me while I whip this out.”
You, sir, deserve a a laurel and hearty handshake!
Reminds me of that old joke about a machoness test for newbies at the bad-ass bar that includes fighting a bear & shagging a nasty old 'ho. Which quests the drunk newbie gets sideways.
No deary, you’re supposed to *fight *the police and *eat *the sandwich. D’oh :smack: