The mere fact that the Illuminati have not been mentioned here is proof that
See if he thinks that the communists are putting flouride in the water to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.
This thread is about wild conspiracies, not proven facts.
The Rand Corporation was originally established and funded by the Air Force in 1948 to provide strategic thinking, so was obviously involved in any SAC conspiracies as late as 1960.
The reverse vampires who shun darkness, give blood and turn periodically into baseball bats instead of the regular kind, played a crucial role in crushing the World Series hopes of Boston in 1967 (though they still would have lost those games against Gibson), thus depressing New England voter turnout through 1968, giving Nixon the presidency. He in turn, appointed Supreme Court Justices Burger and Rehnquist (a savvy move, representing both sides of the political spectrum), who paid for the favor by burning the original and truthful version of the Warren Commission Report on the JFK assassination, which did not figure out who killed Kennedy but did, oddly, find out the truth about the Queen of England’s complicity in Marilyn Monroe’s murder.
I really don’t mean to hijack this thread, which is about a serious subject, but it is a hell of a lot of fun. Still, if Airman Doors, USAF, asks me to, I’ll stop.
You fools! Don’t you realize that all this is just a disguise for the machinations of Chthulhu, who even now walks among us, in the guise of Wayne Newton?
I’m with lissener here. Feed the paranoia. Ask a Junior Officer with a wicked sence of humor to listen to your fellow airman’s (hereafter refered to as “The Nutcase” or “The Stooge”) theories about the attacks on the Pentagon.
At the end of the Nutcase’s presntation, the officer should say, “That’s very interesting. What else have you heard?” Keep the conversation steered to the pentagon, and always ask the follow up, “What else have you heard?” After it is firmly established the Nutcase does not know anything else, the officer should look visibly releived.
That evening as the Nutcase heads home, the gate guard (if you can get to him to) should ask the Nutcase if he’s headed home and take a note of the answer. As soon as the Nutcase pulls away, but is still in sight of the booth, the gate guard should pick up a phone or his radio, and speak into it while watching the Nutcase’s car.
With a little work, you could have this guy in the fetal position in a week.
No, he just thinks his character is being played by Tom Cruise.
Say, Airman, they don’t let this guy play with explosives, power tools, or heavy machinery, do they?
That guy scares me. Some people really will belive anything they’re told!
As opposed to the fecal position he’s in now?
What about the way that the US Navy shot down TWA flight 800? Does he believe that, too?
And that JFK, jr. was forced to fly himself while tired,and then forced into the water?
Hmm… oh yeah, ask him if he knows who burned down the school, too. (I want to make sure no one’s blabbed about it. 
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Try to draw him out in front of other soldiers.
A year or two of being regarded as a total tool may change his mind.
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF]
Think of it this way: you’re now the right age to join the Masons! Why bother with Evil Officer Training School when you can go straight to the Illuminati?
AirmanDoors, I can say this, because yesterday I wore blue polyester to work. There are some strange fucked-up crazy people in the Air Force. I’ve met officers who are “libertarians” – except that it should be against the law to burn the flag, and nobody should be allowed to say bad things about the President while he’s in office. I will repeat, in case you missed it: “strange fucked-up crazy.”
By the way, that silver braid in my cover? That’s the tinfoil poking out. As you were.
[friendly arm round K of S’s shoulders] Son, your post count is low at the moment. But don’t worry about that. I want you to know, you definitely have a future around here.[/fFriendly arm round K of S’s shoulders]
Thank you for the kind words. The low post count is intentional. I have vowed to keep the average down to less than one per day, on the theory that I don’t say worthwhile things any more often than that. The wife and kids have confirmed this. They’d also say that it’s cheating to make the posts as long as I generally do, but that’s congenital and not to be cured.
I’m not sure myself if it is the Illuminati, Cthulhu, Men In Black, or the Kingpin. I do regret not checking to see if there was an Evil NCO school back in my Army days. I mean, every Evil Officer probably needs an Evil NCO for a henchman
Don’t you mean every Evil NCO has an Evil Officer-in-training for a henchman?
Well, it is pretty tough to get in. You generally need an MOS in Frikkin’ Lasers just to be considered.
Well, no one ever said that smart people applied to enter the military