Oh, hello there. You caught me styling my thick, beautiful hair which was dented along with my car and the six gorgeous girls I keep in my back seat But don’t worry; I can always get more girls and wigs, as money is no object for me. Fortunately my face (have you ever seen a more stunning one?) was unblemished. Not that it would have mattered much, as I can afford constant plastic surgery well into the 12th millenium.
Ah, the autograph hounds have found me. Mustn’t disappoint them, although if they become annoyed, I’ll just buy more…
Good stuff,MarxBoy.
Redboss:
Fret not; I’m going to buy you the biggest jewlery I can find.
This IS one hilarious site, but it’s been around for quite some time. He has updated it quite a bit, but I definitely remember somebody at Snopes about a year or so ago pointing us in that site’s direction.
IIRC, it’s most definitely a joke. I think it’s quite a well done joke, however. What amazes me are the people who think he’s for real.
It’d be even funnier if he was!
And Redboss, I agree with you about the hateful people that were spewing venom all over his guestbook. I think it was hardly called for, but the best part is he DID fool them into thinking the site’s legit. I guess the joke is on them!
I can’t figure this, on his photo gallery in the section 'A prince in search of a princess’on hte section where he mentions all his jewellery he is shown in deeply moody relflective type pose holding a deeply moody cigarette but…
In the last photo of that section he says
Remember to right click 'cause the ‘Asian prince is so hot!!’
LOL! I am jealous of his thick, long, fluffy hair. I do so want to see the backseat of one of his sexy modified vans.
But seriously, the way he looks in his photos (oddly feminine) remind me of pictures of Indian deities like Krishna- an odd combination of male/female features. I wonder what the real story is.
Yes! I was going to mention Rubber Burner as well! It is really a prize. Be sure to check out the QuickTime movies. I saved one on my hard drive, it was so hilarious.
This dude-Asian Prince-looks like that guy from that video, the one that went, “I’m crucified, crucified, like my savior!” It was on Beavis and Butthead, with two-and don’t take this the wrong way-REALLY fem guys dressed in lace prancing around and this girl with huge breasts wearing a lacey 1700s type dress sitting in a bathtub, or something?
breathing deeply…
maintaing composure…
surfing site…
sweat pouring, vision blurring,
can…not…let…boss…see…tears,
"I’m giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don’t smoke, my teeth are pearly white. "
Sprinted to private place to roll around on the ground. I think my head turned light purple trying to contain myself.
