I’ve got some annoying sinus thing going on with massive postnasal drainage. It has completely wrecked my voice, and I now apparently sound just like Christian Bale as the Batman. Very annoying, from what I gather. And not so fun when talking feels like swallowing razorblades, either.
Being sick in summer, sucks.
Anyway. I’m thinking I should look up the lyrics to “Smelly Cat” – I’d run off to KC to audition for American Idol with my sexy voice, but alas, I am too old. 
I hear you. I’m just getting over that crap myself. For a few days I couldn’t speak above a murmur or I’d set off a hacking coughing fit. I’m still having to hork up the post-nasal drainage every 15 minutes or so.
Occasionally, I’ll wake up hungover and my voice is super deep. When this happens I amuse myself by reciting Unicron lines from the movie Transformers:The Movie.
“MEGATROOOOON!”
I woke up with it this morning. I sound like Batman too. I hear you on the razor blades thing. Owie.
Even weirder. There was a leftover orange juice box from one of yesterday’s meetings. I was talking to someone in the Batman voice, took a sip, and suddenly had an actual painless voice again.
And now that the juice is gone, I’m slowly slipping back to painful Batman voice.