We were all having fun and then along comes a politically correct feminist radical. I thought “oh, shit”, but no she doesn’t get by with spoiling the fun. Thanks Jessica2 and the other gals that put things into perspective.
Hey, mine broke a pursesnatcher’s ankle (story here, about halfway down the page). Don’t be messin’ wit’ my woman. 
Hey, Ginger: you should know that featherlou comes from good Saskatchewan farm stock and is, as such, freakishly strong. And she grew up with three sisters, so she’s familiar with such confrontations.
Just fair warning.
Mine shoots a pistol damned good and is taking karate with me. Neener. Neener. Neener.
Well, if you wanna go there, my SO has played soccer all her life, so she’s quite used to being tough, pushing people around, and talking smack.
In fact, when the ball gets thrown in from out-of-bounds, she has grabbed the opponent’s boobs while the ball is in the air to cause distraction and gain a tactical advantage. It works!
I love it when she tells that story! 
Aw, what a sweetie. I guess I can forgive the ungodly smells emanating from that side of the bed on occasion.
(ps - should there ever be smells coming from my side of the bed, it’s because of the cats. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)
Northern Alberta Scandinavians, my family. I’m a sturdy girl.
So thats where I get it from…
You know, the “sturdyness”
And just a warning for anyone going up against my antie ginger: watch out. she’s got a nasty wet willie. I speak from experience.
Bah, I’m not scared of any wet willies. I’ve learned to deal with them from the master, the Dread Pirate himself.
{heads off to the gym to start bulking up for “Battle Of the Doper Wives”}
The jello-filled combat ring for the wife fight will be ready for action next weekend. Tickets are on sale now!
My wife likes to watch porn with me and point out the females she’d like for us to double-team.
She will do the same thing at a bar or club, too.
She’ll follow through with it when given the chance, too.
MY wife kicks ass. Sorry, manhaters.