I have the best wife

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So it’s late this evening and I’m up in my room checking my e-mail and the results of tonight’s lottery (damn, we’re not any richer) when featherlou calls to me from the living room, “Hey, do you want to see some weird-looking boobies?” Turns out she has stumbled across Russ Meyer’s 1966 classic “Mondo Topless” on Bravo (God bless Canadian television).

So we watched 15-20 minutes of this show, absolutely dumbfounded by this movie. I still don’t know what to say – it’s so odd and pointless. Just scene after scene of women topless go-go dancing in different locations with confusing, non-sensical voice-overs. What I do know is this: there probably aren’t a lot a wives out there who would actually invite their husbands to come watch nekkid boobies jiggling around on TV with them.

I love you, sweet baby!

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Washte does this also. I’ll be checking out the boards while she channel surfs and, if she spots nekkid (or scantily covered) boobs, will hear her utter the magic words:

“Look! Boobage!”

I love her muchly.

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My wife volunteered to take pictures on a topless beach, since it was obvious I would have gotten killed doing it. She got some dirty looks, but no objections.

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I have the best wife.

I was laid up with a herniated disk 2 weekends ago, and bedridden, and the Eagles-Falcons game was on. I told my wife to call her friends and go out with them, which she did. But before she did, she ran out to the local bar, and bought me 20 hot wings to eat while watching the game!

Now, that is love.

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My eyes are getting all misty…

And you didn’t have to ask for the wings?

Awwwwwww. That’s so sweet.

My wife is a dear too, in everything she does. :love:

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Well, after my wife helped do bikini karate babes, and helped a friend do his homosexual web site and put out a book on making the same, I suspect that she might do that if it wandered across our screen.

And she looks so normal…

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We need to settle this like men, since everyone (except you guys) KNOWS I have the best wife in the world.

We need a Best Wife Challege competition. Head to head contests. What are the events?

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Umm. Let me humbly volunteer as a judge.

:smiley:

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Methinks you just answered your own question.:smiley:

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I was watching TV the other day, and Mrs. Bernse got me a beer without asking and shoveled the snow off the sidewalk.

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featherlou also brings me Vanilla Coke and delicious, life-giving chocolate wihtout my having to ask. And she hardly ever complains about the giant pile of laundry that accumulates in front of my dresser. AND she lets me spend half the summer out coaching baseball and much of the winter curling.

She’s a sweetheart, she is.

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Marcie lets me buy her roses. She lets me cook for her. She lets me do her laundry, sometimes. She lets me stay at home while she goes out and works. Marcie is the best wife ever.

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Yeah… the best wives…

Lets go beyond wives who look for the best pictures or videos to give you of boobs (ooooh…how enlightened! how loving!..how MA TURE!..how sophisticated…how ‘tuned in’ to men’s needs…)

Hey…how about this: wives who go way beyond knowing and loving your need for ‘looking’ and actually BRING HOME females willing to take off their tops and let you ‘look’ in the flesh!

Oh…wait…sex with her is sort of gone…tired? You know every curve and hollow. You know every groan and vocalization of great sex.

Let us go on to even a greater vision of ‘great wife’ material: how about if she actually brings home someone NEW for you to actually TOUCH?

No “…sexual relations with that woman…” just touching.

Yeah.

Great wife material.

Let’s all be great wives and help men remain at their fourteen or fifteen or twenty-year-old fantasies of having the whole world of willing females open to them.

He finally got wise and figured out it wasn’t going to happen, so he married YOU in order to have some semblance of readily available sex. (Not to mention the other apparent perks of having someone who cooks, cleans and does laundry.)

Oh…now sex with you is ‘old’; it’s ‘lame’; it is not always as forthcoming as advertised…?

Well…let’s all agree together that men’s enculturated desire for a variety of sexual partners is both Darwinian and fixed, and that only the most sophisticated of women accede to and flow with this knowledge.

Heck, let’s just all agree to men not only having many wives, but also mistresses.

This is their ‘ideal’, right?

Let’s just go with it.

You call to his attention ‘boob’ shows? Big deal.

Let him have what he really wants.

How truly enlightened are you?

Keep going…

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Uh, ethicsrcritical. . . panties gettin’ a little twisted?

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Anyone who thinks females who point their partners toward other female’s breasts should not stop there, but keep on going with their largesse…have their “panties in a twist.”

Right.

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Warning: this thread may cause convulsions in the humor-impaired.

P.S. Mine is the bestest wife of all. So nyah.

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Mm… yeah.

I don’t see the big deal in pointing my boy toward a nice pair of boobies. I don’t see the big deal in men bragging on their wives a little either. I thought this thread was kinda cute and sweet until you jumped in with your first post.

You just sound a little bitter is all, ethicsrcritical.

Just sayin’.

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I’m rather surprised that nobody has said “My wife can beat up your wife.”

I’m just sayin’ that I could take featherlou. That’s all. :wink:

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Well of course I point out boobs to my husband. After all I’m the one that gets the “Benefit”

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ethicsrcritical,

My SO and I both get a kick out of nudity, and we’ll both point it out to each other, male/female, whatever.

That doesn’t make us swingers (no offense to those with open relationships).

It’s just harmless fun.

I know that if some guy showed his butt on TV, she would probably want to see it. I would say, “HEY! Some guy’s showing his butt on TV!” She would look and enjoy, and that would be it.

We are both of the “look but don’t touch (or drool)” philosophy, so long as we’re both tactful about it, respectful of the relationship, and respectful of each other.

I would never expect or even want her to bring some hoochie-mama in off the street for my viewing pleasure. The occasional “he’s hot/she’s hot” observation is no big deal.

We both realize that to expect your partner to NEVER have ANY kind of atrraction toward or fantasy about someone else is unreasonable and unnatural (for us, anyway). Just don’t act like an ass about it.

Since we are secure in ourselves and trust each other not to ACT on such feelings, we might as well be honest about it. No harm done. In fact, if she had a fantasy about the mailman (or whomever), she would probably tell me and take that energy out on me. It can ENHANCE a relationship. If she’s occasionally pretending in her mind that I’m the mailman in the heat of the moment, so be it.

I don’t think I could be with someone who felt that I should NEVER have or express any kind of attraction to anyone else but her. I’ve been with that type, and I think they’re too jealous, untrusting, and insecure with themselves.

YMMV.

Dread Pirate Jimbo, I’m happy for ya!