I have the Coolest Hat in the World!

Make that two in the ushanka club!

Cajun Man I think the fact that the hat says “Half Life 2” underneath the lambda will prevent any confusion. And if by chance someone calls me a “fag”, I will say “Actually, I’m straight” and then proceed to stomp them for saying “fag”.

I also have an authentic WW II Nazi helmet. Grand dad got right off German skull.

I want a hat like this. Minus the freaky-looking guy underneath.

I think the hat makes the guy creepy looking.

A Jester’s Cap. What a cool card. I used to have one of those.

Before I learned to stop wasting my money on card games :smack:

I love my top hat, although I’ve only worn it two or three times. What I’d really like to have would be an opera hat, but I can’t afford one.

For the mathematically inclined, a Klein Hat

Hey, we shop at the same place! I have one like this. Obviously, that’s not me. The hat looks great with my pea-jacket.

*Soy’ooz neroosh’imi resp’ooblik svob’odnikh
Splot’ila nav’eki vel’ikaia Rus
Da zdr’avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar’odov
Yed’ini mog’oochi Sov’etski Soy’ooz… *

Trying again.

Actually, my 3 1/2 year old son invented the best hat ever.

But first, a little bit of set-up:

We were looking through a souvenir photo book from Disneyland, and he was asking me about all of the rides and so forth. There was a picture of the Mad Hatter Shop, and he wanted to know more. So I explained that they had all kinds of hats for sale, any kind of hat that you’d want.

Me: “For example, name a kind of hat.”

Him: “A vagina hat? It looks like you have a vagina on your head.”

So there you have it: the vagina hat is the coolest hat in the world.

Now if only I had a link to post…

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This (as performed by the Red Army Chorus) was the only song that could make ValleyGirl stop crying when she was about 3 months old. I wonder if they have the hats in baby sized?
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My dad brought me back one of those from Kyrgyzstan too.

Will a pillow do?

I dunno, I think my ‘hat’ is pretty damn cool.

Or perhaps a purse. Could be adapted for some good head wear. (Took me a while to find from an earlier thread.)

http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html

This is my hat!

The solar-powered pith helmet! With battery backup, for those hot days when it’s cloudy!

Nice. All it needs now is a lambda-squared. :slight_smile:

Say now, that’s one fresh 'n dope hat!

I just bought myself one of these hats. Hopefully it will look good on me.

Heh. How very fitting. (meant as a compliment)