Cajun Man I think the fact that the hat says “Half Life 2” underneath the lambda will prevent any confusion. And if by chance someone calls me a “fag”, I will say “Actually, I’m straight” and then proceed to stomp them for saying “fag”.
Actually, my 3 1/2 year old son invented the best hat ever.
But first, a little bit of set-up:
We were looking through a souvenir photo book from Disneyland, and he was asking me about all of the rides and so forth. There was a picture of the Mad Hatter Shop, and he wanted to know more. So I explained that they had all kinds of hats for sale, any kind of hat that you’d want.
Me: “For example, name a kind of hat.”
Him: “A vagina hat? It looks like you have a vagina on your head.”
So there you have it: the vagina hat is the coolest hat in the world.
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This (as performed by the Red Army Chorus) was the only song that could make ValleyGirl stop crying when she was about 3 months old. I wonder if they have the hats in baby sized?
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