I have the hots for Penn Jillette and Howard Stern.

Because I just love the way Howard looks and I just adore the way Penn thinks and speaks.

Yum.

Just felt like tellin’ somebody.

You like Penn Jillette now? Have you ever heard of the Jill-Jet, the hottub he designed specially angled for a woman’s pleasure? My guess is the procedure involves Teller in a scuba suit.

Thanks for letting us know. I’ll make a note of it.

Yeah, I’ve always had the hots for Howard Stern. And I don’t believe him when he says he has a small penis.