Recently a bar and grill named Uncle Bear’s Bar and Grill opened up near my house. When I first saw it, I couldn’t help but think, “Hmmm, looks like UncleBeer’s gay hairy brother is getting into the restaurant industry.”
I haven’t seen Soylent Green, but I’ve seen mention of it numerous times on this message board. While standing in line at Target one day, I noticed the person in front of me purchasing Simple Green brand cleaner. I had to bite my tongue to keep from yelling, “Simple Green is made of people! You’ve got to tell them! Simple Green is people!”
Thats a good one, Ill have to do that next time I see somene buying simple green. of course I live in an uncivilised hick town and most people wont get it, and ill probably be kicked out of the place, but well worth it in my book
Well, then, don’t forget to drop back for the occasional fill up (may I suggest the parody of 99 Red Balloons called “99 Dead Baboons” which has forever altered my ability to listen to that particular song?).
Heeeyyy, I’m still lurking, and posting a little bit. Send me an email some time…we’ll tawk. I would’ve emailed you long ago, but…ahem…I see you’ve chosen to keep your email private.
While reading Chuck Palahniuk’s bizarrely fantastic book, Invisible Monsters, I choked and started laughing like a nut-case in my apartment. The cause? Chuck has his main character’s PARENTS explain to their daughter what feltching is. No lie. Per request of the NY Dopers, I’m going to scan the page and throw it on my website ASAP.
I will e-mail you, Strain, but also wanted to post my free-mail, in case anyone else wanted it (though Lord knows why they would): it’s jhinmt@yahoo.com
I’d like to add it to my profile, but I don’t know how. Yoo hoo! Moderator?
At the top of any page, across from the Straight Dope banner, you’ll see 4 little icons. Click on the one that says, “Profile.” That will take you to a page that asks you to enter your screen name and password. Do that and click “Submit Now.” This takes you to a form that allows you to edit your profile.
On the Edit Profile page right under your screen name you’ll see “Email Address.” Type it in the box on the right.
Scan down several lines until you see “Privacy Mode.” Make sure “NO” is selected.
Enter anything else you’d like to reveal to the Teeming Millions, like hat size, innie or outtie and number of one-night stands. Then click “Submit Modifications.” That’s all there is to it.
