I haven't had sex in three years

Jesse_Pinkman · December 1, 2013, 12:40pm

Never mind. I banged a 21 year old college student on Friday night. I’d tell all the people in here giving me shit to eat my ass if I wasn’t certain they’d enjoy the taste.

Robot_Arm · December 1, 2013, 12:55pm

Wow, that’s way out of line.

Hal_Briston · December 1, 2013, 1:07pm

Congratulations on the…accomplishment. Now we can close this trainwreck.

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Hal_Briston · December 1, 2013, 5:36pm

And as I should have noted this morning (memo to self: don’t moderate pre-caffeine), this is clearly over the line:

Warning issued for personal insult.

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