I hereby accept the SDMB's offer of a moderator position

Did you not already get the webcam pics?

And the Frogurt.

Someone left me off the email list AGAIN?

No, I’ve wished plenty of people into someone’s corn hole.

I’m more interested in what kind of toppings they come with.

If you say candy corn, I’ll punch you in the lip.

Back to life,
back to reality,
back to the here and now …