I hereby ban the totally retarded adage - "fat guy was drinking diet coke LOL"

Someone said this at lunchtime at work today, and I was reminded once again how completely stupid, embarrassing, incorrect, and ultimately unreasonable this anecdote is.

Guess what - you haven’t caught the fat person in some sort of logic trap! They’re not doing something that makes no sense! There’s no self-delusion or hypocrisy at work!

Drinking soda is the quickest and easiest way to add a ton of completely pointless, junky, empty calories to one’s diet. Even a small can of soda pushes 200 calories, when the average person should be aiming for a daily intake of around 2000 calories. If a person is drinking zero-calorie diet soda, what they’re doing makes sense because they aren’t adding extra useless calories to their diet.

Don’t get me wrong, I think that fat acceptance is one of the most dangerous and disturbing trends in politically correct America, but this statement, which you hear all the time, is completely pointless and meaningless!

I have a couple of points.

  1. you’re an idiot for using the term “retarded” in your title PARTICULARLY outside of the pit.

  2. I am a fatty of ridiculous porportions and I love, nay, am HOOKED ON diet coke, probably to a dangerous degree. I think regular coke tastes like syrup and it leaves a film in my mouth. Diet Coke is the sweat from an Angel’s brow, bottled and sent to us on the wings of a unicorn.

I started drinking Diet Coke simply because I was diabetic and was avoiding sugar.

Now I drink it because it tastes *much * better to me.

Moving thread from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.

While sipping an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Nevermind.

Dick.

And nobody likes a skinny dick.

Mmmm. Diet Coke.

Pepsi Jazz isn’t available in regular, only Diet. And you’ll get my Jazz when you pry from my shaking, caffeinated fingers.

Coke Zero is the sweat from the balls of the seraphim! If they have balls, that is.

Presuming you advocate Dick-Lite. One third less filling, when you just have to have some dick.

And less filling, when served on ice.

So would that be less likely to get one pregnant then? Dick-Lite-one third of the sperm!

I tend to get a Happy Meal when my husband forces me to McDonald’s. With a diet Coke. The reaction of people is usually priceless.

But I get a small snack and usually a Hot Wheels or a Bionicle to boot, so other people can get bent.

Well yeah, but I think what people are getting at is that they’re adding tons of extra calories to their diets by other means, so why should soda be the one avenue where they go with the healthy choice.

I’m not saying that it was ever a good joke or anything, but I’m not quite grasping your logic here.

The point is that soda is an easy place to make a substitution for a lower calorie item, and since way, way too many calories is worse than just way too many calories, making that substitution makes sense, even if you make other bad choices.

If a fat person is under the delusion that they can eat big heavy meals and drink diet coke, and still lose weight, that’s a problem. But if they actually like diet coke, or just realize that it’s a small step towards not gaining as much weight, their position is logical.

Even if they’re adding 1500 calories by other means, why mock them for the one smart dietary choice they’re making?

Took too long with my long bitchy post, that I didn’t notice that everyone is playing nice now.

Ergo:

Nevermind.

I dunno, if you drive your car off a cliff is the seat belt really going to help?

Well, how big of a cliff?