Why, Frank You! 
And, Doctor, may I just say, if I ever need an asafetiddy bag, you’ll be the first one I call on . . . Doctor, that is, not asafetiddy bag . . .
Thank you.
Now, Please go crawl back under your rock.
Don’t you mean marshmallow dicks?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
During a Simpson’s episode where everyone is trying to give up things they like in order to save money (Santa’s Little Helper needs an operation):
LISA: And I’ll give up my new encyclopedia set.
BART: And I’ll take up smoking, and then give that up! We’ll save a bundle!
HOMER: Good for you, son. Quitting smoking is one of the hardest things to do. Here, have a dollar.
LISA (outraged): But he didn’t do anything!
HOMER (thought-provokingly): Didn’t he, Lisa? Didn’t he?
I for one have learned something from the Wormchild. After seeing how stupid he comes across with all his slang, misspellings, and lack of capitalization I do hereby swear that I will carefully proofread my posts. Really. From now on,
i promice i try weal hard tobee good at typing.
Often wrong… NEVER in doubt
Heh – I’m over in ATMB, suggesting to Ed that he trace the post back to the poster, and maybe call the cops on the kid.
-Melin
Too fucking funny. Like the cops have nothing better to do than fool with some idiot because he temporarily hurt someone’s ad code on the internet? Another tempest in teacup.
Bruce, we KNOW that YOU don’t care about what you do that hurts other people. But some of these things might just be against the law, y’know? Like messing with other people’s property? I suppose you don’t think that graffiti and vandalism is worth trying to prevent, or prosecute, either.
Nice attitude for a moderator to take.
-Melin
Actually, Nick, Melin’s idea isn’t so far off of what has happened to some hackers. Hackers have been sent to jail for pulling such stunts as the aptly named after a spineless being poster.
To said spineless wonder: said hackers have been sent to prison and others have been denied access to computers through high school. How do you expect to keep up with course work without a computer?
My neighbour has one very simple rule for his children, one which I wish your parents would follow: ONE INCIDENT OF INTENTIONAL MISBEHAVIOUR ON THE INTERNET AND ONE YEAR’S CYBER-GROUNDING! That means that he explained it to his children and if they pull the stunt you did even just once, then for an entire year, they’re off the 'puter.
Right there with ya, Monty, but I’d hardly glorify the toad by calling him/her/it a “hacker.” Milnik’s a hacker. Gates was a hacker. Terminator, frogMan, and chrome are hackers.
Glowworm knows a little html. Hardly hacking.
-andros-
As a coder from way back, save some anger for the people who brought you UBB. It’s outrageous that this system is so permissive. When looking at it, you would expect that whatever HTML you used would be encapsulated within your “cell.” This is not so. Many a thread has been mussed up by incomplete HTML coding. It’s a wonder this hasn’t happened sooner.
Yes, what he did was bad, but it shouldn’t have gotten out of infopop’s in-house testing.
Well, we’re not going to call the police (at this point, anyway), since no permanent harm has been done. But messing with the code is no laughing matter. Since gl0worm is unrepentant, we’re banning him and establishing a new rule about vandalism. We’re also starting to think maybe we should switch off HTML, before some genius figures out a way to shut down the whole board.
By the same logic, it could be argued that kicking your brain like an extra point wouldn’t be cruel because the fucking thing doesn’t work.
And I think you’re a skin flutist. Who the fuck cares what you think, cockknocker? You’ve committed a crime; vandalism and destruction of property, to say the least.
The only debate here is whether or not you should be prosecuted, numbnuts. I see you’re still a member; I can only hope that the mods have some reason for keeping your membership active. With any luck, that reason involves castration via a mob of hungry rats, but I aim high.
Look, buttdart, you’ve jeopardized our use of HTML on this board. And don’t tell me you were just doing it for fun, and you didn’t think you were doing anything wrong. You’re a fucking idiot if you think that; actually, you’re a fucking idiot anyway, but you’re especially stupid for thinking something like that. By pulling this little stunt, you may have cost every single poster here HTML privileges. Even if the mods don’t ban you, you’d be best served dumping your current handle and getting a new one. I have a feeling gl0worm is going to be harangued to no end.
What the fuck, Coldy? Here, I’ve been busting my ass to set a precendence of loud-mouthed jinogist superiority, in both chat and the boards, and this fuck gets a mention right off? Goddam furreners. mumble Whaddya 'spect from a guy obsessed with felching…mumble Heh.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Originally posted by neuro-trash grrrl:
I heisted this one and e-mailed it to a couple of friends of mine. One of them e-mailed me back in about ten minutes and said he was laughing his ass off. Just thought you should know that you’ve helped spread joy in the universe.
The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.
Gee thanks, Ed. Yank the carpet right out from under me. Glad to see the little hemorrhoid banned, though.
I’m sorry Flypy. You are one bad-ass foul talkin’ evil American Motha’ Fucka’ too.
Happy now ?
"heh"
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Please don’t take away the HTML!
UBB is sooooo limiting!
Besides, we do a pretty good job of policing ourselves - After all, WE were enraged way before admins caught on…
Yer pal,
Satan
Aw for the love of pete, PROSECUTE!! at least notify his parents.
PLease?
We have had troll after troll, after bigot after moron playing in our sandbox, and I for one am truly fucking sick of it!
[on the floor, kicking legs in tantrum]
Maaaake an example!!!
Melin should be vigourously mocked. Call the cops? You’ve crossed the boundry between being angry and and being silly. You’re actually past silly and bordering on surreal. How can anyone take you seriously?
Call the cops?! What are you going to tell them? “Arrest this kid! He did bad things in HTML!”. They’ll laugh at you, then they’ll call in their friends and they’ll laugh at you together!
This is like when you were 6 years old and someone cheated at soccer and some kid wanted to call the cops to come and arrest the cheater.
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!! IF YOU CALL THE COPS THEY’RE GOING TO SEND THE MEN IN WHITE LABCOATS AFTER YOU!
There is really something wrong with you people. How can you get so angry about something so insignificant?
Konard,
The kid committed a criminal offense.
It’s not insignificant. We may lose the ability to use HTML on this board as a result. It may well have resulted in a cost to the folks who run the board, if they had to ask for specific technical help in fixing it.
Legislatures do not (or should not, anyway) create crimes lightly. So when an action has been made criminal, we ought to look on it as serious. The burden is on you to show why it’s not serious.
Your attitude is what makes big crimes happen. Little crimes are ignored, and then the kid crashes a server one day and people have to spend $15K on a firewall upgrade.
No. I can tell you that if this kid had done something like this, some innocent little HTML coding, to one of the computers in my office, I would call the FBI. Because DOD doesn’t fuck around on computer security.
Admittedly, we also don’t leave ourselves open to such easy hacks. But the principle is the same.
- Rick
(PS - Since this is the Pit, please change my opening line to, “Konrad, you ignorant slut.” Thank you.) RM