I hope Gl0worm dies a slow, painful death.

What you did, worm, was stealing. Ads pay for this site. By depriving the advertisers from their contracted right to be seen by the people who came to the site, you stole from them. You should be prosecuted and imprisoned. For at least 2 years. And if you are under 18, your parents should be prosecuted too.

And if the board feels compelled to turn off HTML because of your stupid, illegal and immoral stunt, I hope you get cancer and die a slow painful death.

Actually, you know what? I already hope you get cancer and die a slow painful death. But only after seeing each and every one of your relatives waste away from that flesh-eating disease.

Just in case there’s any doubt about how I feel about this.

Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine

Oh hell…what did I miss this time? I knew I shouldn’t have gone to bed early last night…


“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

Wow, manny. I guess the only gasoline I could pour on the fire would be my wish to actually be the responsible party for inflicting the cancer in the little tapeworm and all of it’s annelid phylum.

Let’s feed him to the fishes.

haha dont worry theres no doubt!! about stealing advertisers money, i dont really know about that, because like…i started that post (or whatever its called) and the ad is made to pop up atuomatically - so it can be argued that by not starting the post at all, ive stolen there money because its never created for anyone to click it.

UncleBeer,

What did the fishes ever do to you ?

Manny,

Please don’t hold your true feelings inside like this, let them out,tell us how you really feel about wormy ! You’ll feel better afterward.


Ayesha

Melin, where are you when we need you ?

Look glOgrub, go play with yourself. Childish bullshit games like yours are not acceptable.


Ayesha

childish games are not acceptable! that is the saddest thing ive ever heard

Gloworm said

Wow, makes perfect sense. I am now going to go and not start 35 threads. That should be just enough to keep on the misdemeanor side of the law.

This guy is either hopeless or another sock puppet. Leave him alone, he’ll go away.


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i think it does make sense

Do you think your funny you fuckwit?

Where did you start a debate?

and the advertizing was there before you found this board, so your rationale that the advertisment is benefiting from your stupid fucking stunts is obsolete. You were Blocking them!!! how is that helping?

Bite my fat one, I hope we never have to hear from you again.
and now for a valium…


John Larrigan

“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves

oh man! i claimed the ad company benifits from me covering their stuff?? no! people are getting irrational man! ok, i wont talk on here anymore with you, but i think this really was a debate and it was a good one!

First intelligent thing you’ve said so far, dude, although your spelling still sucks.


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

There ya go ladies and germs, absolute proof that someone will believe anything, no matter how ridiculous.

Uh, for those of us who appear to have logged off before the action started, would someone mind explaining what this is all about? Of course, I’ve seen enough of gl0worm’s personality from this thread to hazard a guess…


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

NTG, and others concerned. Here’s a link I started in the ATMB forum which has additional links to all the threads I found where the gleaming crap sack has vandalized the banner ads.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000546.html

Wait, never mind. Nobody told me they fixed the search engine.

That’s what I thought.


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

In case anyone missed it, the worm practiced on the “About” forum before posting this last night in GD.

(bolding added)

I believe it proved its own hypothesis. Fucking with the ads makes everyone mad. (Unless it was trying to annoy little marshmallow chicks, but that is a different issue.)

It is amazing how anybody who would put all that time in fucking up an innocent advertisement banner is incapable of locating a shift key on his keyboard.

Assworm: I’m sure you tried to impress us with your superior HTML capabilities. Then you proceeded to read our irritated responses - whilst masturbating, no doubt. Next step: you’re defending yourself by claiming your DYI Web Page Design was an attempt at a debate. Uh-huh.

Your intelligence is not served by posting incoherent messages with no puntuation or capitalisation. In fact, your intelligence might not be served at all by logging on to this message board. Didn’t you read the sign at the door, fucko ?

Fighting Ignorance Since 1973.

Fighting, matey. Not Stimulating.

And for fucks sake, learn some proper English. You’re making Americans look bad to possible foreigners visiting these boards.

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Falcon, I was up late last night. Gl0worm (or however the hell he spells it) had started a thread called, roughly, “No More Advertising!” When you selected it, you discovered the banner ad at the top of the page was replaced by a black box with another message from wormser about getting rid of all advertising or somesuch.

Now, in all fairness, I have to say, I was momentarily impressed by this little ‘feat’. It’s certainly beyond my technical capabilities at the moment. That takes care of the first five seconds.

After that, my opinion was pretty much what others have said, with a little less violence. Yeah, the banner ads might be intrusive, but only if you’re dumb enough to just hang around the top of each page. They also pay the freight for the board, which IMO is one pretty nifty piece of software, with all the threads it keeps track of.

So, Gl0worm, you might be a fairly precocious kid who, under certain circumstances, I’d probably say, “Cool. Now, put it back the way it was before the moderator bans you. And by the way --” WHACK ON THE HEAD – “don’t be hassling my favorite board anymore!” You may be a sharp kid, Gl0worm, but you’re also an immature little brat with delusions of his own importance.

As for there being no room for childish games on this board, I entirely disagree. However, they’re grown-up childish games, and not for the likes of you.

As for

And that is why I’ve voted for him in the past few elections.

Papoon for President!
He’s Not Insane!