That is all really.
Now see here, you’ve just made all my life’s ambitions seem paltry and cheap.
Truly, that’s a lofty goal, and the pinnacle of human achievment. I am humbled, and shamed. My face is smeared with mud, my head is covered in ashes. I will never… <dragged off in butterfly net>
[sub]Actually, I’d amend that to read: I hope he gets to die without me ever seeing him naked. T’other way sounds too much like something a monkey’s paw would bite you in the ass with.[/sub]
ARGH! HORRIBLE IMAGE IN MY HEAD!
It burns…it burns…
Gee, and I always worry about him seeing me naked…
send in two box tops of your favourite cereal, and if we draw your name, your gone!
i just hope that no-one has done anything nasty at www.jimcarreyporn.com. (i would check - but i’m too scared…)
You really should have put a warning in the thread title, rather than just laying it all out there for innocent people to see!!!
Didn’t we get to see a naked Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? It wasn’t full frontal, but still…
If you were on the beach and Jim Carrey and [insert name of someone you’d actually like to see naked] were lying over there sans clothing, would you look?
Juanita, that’s what I was thinking. You see pretty much everything but Big Jim & The Twins.
I was thinking more of himm trying to do “tastefull” nudity in some serious film. But any full frontal nudity would be too much.
Maybe he can talk out of other orifices (orifii?) besides the two he’s already done.
What sparked, this, Muad? There are about ten other actors I can think of that I’d rather not see naked and I’m a big fan of, uh, the ol’ twig n’ berries. Actors like Marlon Brando, Dennis Franz, Jim Belushi, John Goodman and Morgan Freeman spring immediately to mind.
http://www.ashfieldonline.com/d/20021108.html
I was hoping this would turn into a thread where everyone answers “I hope I die without ever…”
I hope I die without ever seeing Harry Carrey naked.
Me too since he’s been dead for 4 or 5 years already.
I hope I die without ever seeing my ex-wife again, naked or not.
I hope I die without knowing I am about to die.
I do remember a sketch on Living Color where Carrey played a female bodybuilder. He wore a halter and braided his hair in butch twigs and somehow warped that gawky body into ways in which nature never intended. It was histerical, but also really scary.
I hope I die happy.
Someone once asked me to imagine Rosie O’Donnell naked. It took years to recover. I have been doing fine for about a year now. Now someone else mentions a naked celebrity. The vision returned. I am now depressed again.