Because maybe it’ll keep him from barking incessantly from 2:15 to 3:00 am while I’m trying to recover from my bi annual migraine
Let him do it again and I sodomize you with a strap on razor cock.
And no, the migraine isn’t gone yet.
jarbaby
::checking thread title::
::rereading OP::
Hmm…I don’t get it. Where’s the peanut butter?
If performing oral sex on his owner will also keep him quiet in the deepest darkest hours of the night, then I’m all for it.
Anything to keep his mouth shut or full is fine.
And the threat of forcible sodomy stands.
Could a moderator please lock this thread, before someone butts in and ruins the Zen perfection of that reply?