I think we should take a vote as to what substance Homer posts under next time.
Mine’s for an ounce of nutmeg.
You are (were) flying high on mushrooms and the most exciting thing you can do is hang on an internet message board?
Put in an upright bass and some snapping fingers and that would be some rightous shit, dude!
Hope you feel ok today (Do mushrooms give you a hangover?)
and yeah, you probably should have stuck with 3. 
If you picked them yourself, I’ll pray for you.
[Krusty the Clown] Ohhhh man. Kid, don’t invite me into your dreams no more. [/Krusty the Clown]
If anybody wants any hilarious quotes for a sig, just read Homer’s posts…
For example…
I’m okay it’s just I don’t controll my breathing anymore. My body subcontracted it to this guy in pittsburg and he breathes for me because it’s too weak where I’m at to work
and…
is there a cartoonish young black man in my monitor like the black guy spiderman hung out with in the 70’s
Hope you didn’t do something too stupid.
Better not look in the mirror, my friend.
No, no! The best one IMO is:
I mean - that evokes so many possible images…
Homer is the Salvador Dali of speach right now.
No wonder your sister won’t invite you to her parties.
Seeing as how they grow in cow shit, this is not surprising.
Considering how Homer has a history of flying off the handle and not thinking before acting, staying indoors is probably best for him. (After all, if you recall, his neighborhood is full of “Mexicans”.)
But I’m with you 100% on the internet thing … dude, the INTERNET? Put on a CD and go lie on the carpet or make some art, you exhibitionistic mouse potato.
my roommates in college used to watch this all the time, they also used to smoke up all the time and eventually drop 'cid all the time
I think there may be a Mermaid-trip conspiracy.
good stuff, man.
the thing I remember from my trip was that Sunny-Delite tastes abso-fucking-lutely incredible. It splashes out from your gums with the most awesome orange taste you’ve ever known. that and I couldn’t feel myself pinching my hands and I could turn my stereo up WAY loud and still hold a normal conversation with people. and that you can hear glass break from a mile away. and for some reason we went looking for a diving mirror.
I hope morning finds you well, t’was interesting.
BTW, don’t ry this at home, kids.
Don’t forget to eat and drink!
If you get really wacked out, go outside, lie on the grass and look up at the sky. It’s always comforting to see your place in the world. Just make sure you hold on to the grass tightly, so you don’t fall off.
Okay, I’m taking votes on when Homer sees this, and turns BRIGHT RED with embarassment. I say 2:30 eastern. Anyone else?
Thanks for the play-by-play, Homer. That was a real, uh, trip down memory lane for me. Glad you had a good time. Even gladder that you didn’t go out anywhere (or did you???). Your first trip should be in familiar surroundings. (just don’t get lost in the mirror, man)
When you wake up later today, or whenever, you’re gonna laugh at all this shit.
One of my more memorable experiences on 'shrooms was being driven down Broadway (NYC, in the theater district) at night. Man, the lights were wild! And everything was made out of plastic, for some reason. I saw a lot of people who were 12-15 feet tall…well, except for those little gnome dudes who were with me.
Nah, if he’s smart, he’ll come down by smoking hellacious amounts of pot and crash. Maybe wake up around 10 or 11 PM
ROFLMAOPIMP Tim, that is without a doubt the funniest thing I’ve ever read, with the exception of Wally’s stories of course. I had to wait til I stopped laughing enough so I could type this.
Falc’ I don’t know enough about such things to venture a guess, so I’ll just agree that he’ll be absolutely mortified when he wakes up/comes to/sobers up and reads this thread. 
Great sig possibilities too!
And some people wonder why I don’t do drugs.
How does one nominate for threadspotting?
You’ve got my vote, Tim. This one completely makes up for the thread about your dad’s proctology exam.
Oh god, Homer, I am so glad we didn’t have newfangled things like the internet in my first college apartment. I remember doing mushrooms once, and having to walk around with a sheet draped over me because I couldn’t figure out how to dress myself. On day, I’ll have to tell you my dramamine story…but in e-mail, okay? I’m too old to embarrass myself in public anymore.
[MommyTot]And I hope you don’t make a habit of this, young man. Don’t you have a paper due next week?[/MommyTot]
Wow. Well… okay. Fuck. It’s 2:20 while I write this. I woke up about 2:10 or so… I remembered this thread, though. I haven’t read my stuff yet, it’s too long. I’m gonna post this first.
I’d say I came down completely around 1-1:30 because I’m still shaky, and there’s a bit of background noise in my head, but mostly I feel okay. I fell asleep around oh… 6, slept till 8 or so, up till 8:30, then out again until just now. Man oh fuckin man. I don’t know if I’ll do it again, it WAS a serious trip. I was hallucinating bigtime. If I kept moving around, I was fairly ‘normal’ but as soon as I stopped, my whole mind drifted 7 lightyears and 3 dimensions.
You should have SEEN the hallucination I had right before I Fell asleep. It was the early 80’s, I was still a young kid, and I was living in a cartoon show. It was either He-Man or Strawberry Shortcake… Fuck. I can’t even describe it. Maybe I’ll try someday, but rest well knowing it was the baddest fucking hallucination I’ve ever had. Not that I’ve had many, but there was that one time I had pnemonia.
From about 5am until 5:30, I was living my life backwards, moving at speed rewind from today all the way back down until I was born. I swear, I remember more about my childhood than before. It all came back to me, and some of it stayed.
I stayed here at home the whole time (my parents are out of town) and I was with a bunch of other people. Only 2 people knew I was tripping, because I REALLY don’t want my sisters knowing I did that.
Well… I’ll post somemore later. I’m really hungry.
PS Demo - I’ve drank about 2 gallons of water since 4 am. And I was asleep most of that time.
–Tim