Uh, if you were as coherent in person as you were online Homer, they all knew. Trust me here.
Sounds like it was a great trip though!
This thread makes me want to do 'cid.
It almost makes me want to try some too!
Actually, I would rather watch you do it Kel!!
Fucking brilliant stuff homer
As incoherrent, surrealistic, bizarre, and insane as Homer’s posts were - he was still able to successfully post to the SDMB!
I think this might explain why we are so susceptable to troll attacks - if Homer on serious shrooms can post, then who wouldn’t be able to?
That’s neat Homer. I learned a lot about myself and the Universe during my psychotropic drug dazes. Just don’t do it “too much” --you’ll end up contemplating everything.
Or nothing at all 
No shit. I did a lot of acid in high school with few problems. The first time I ever tried 'shrooms was in college. I ended up in the hospital with skyrocketing blood pressure and the honest-to-god belief that I was a corpse. The whole time I was reading your long posts, Homer, I was hoping that you wouldn’t lose your grip like I did. I think it’s a good experience to have, but you just never know where it’ll take you. Welcome back!
I think that’s my favorite.
Okay, what I was talking about almost getting laid was this.
There is this girl I’ve mentioned a few times that I had a thing for for a long time in HS. This girl was over at my house on Saturday. She was real excited to see me because I’d sorta avoided her for the last year or so. So anyway, she was there, and she kept sitting on my lap, which I didn’t mind because I was totally fried. At around 5 am someone was like “Time to go to bed!” so I got up and whispered to her “You can sleep in my room” and she said “But I’ll be scared” (my house is what you’d call haunted) so I said “I never said you’d be alone in my room” so I led her upstairs and we both laid on my bed and I started trying to fool around but she didn’t want to because of her boyfriend. I spent about 5 minutes trying to convince her that he didn’t matter, but I was so baked I really didn’t care one way or the other so I got up and went back down stairs and fucked around until 6:30 or so then went back up to my sister’s room and slept in one of the bunk beds. I woke up and I was like “Ooooh, fuck. Hope Sarah (one of my sisters) didn’t hear us…” then I laid in bed until I heard the girl leave so I wouldn’t have to ‘have a talk about what happened’.
But I got to feel her up so it was all worth while.
–Tim
I’m a bastard. That last line makes me look incredibly shallow. No, I really do regret trying to do anything with her. I like her boyfriend, and I definately don’t want a relationship with her, so I shouldn’t be trying to mess around with her.
–Tim
Your last post made the most sense, Tim. I’m glad you figured that out before anything happened.
{{{{{{{Tim}}}}}}}}
Hope you feel better today.
Hmmmm.
Makes me want to drag out my copy of Surrealistic Pillow, and listen to Go Ask Alice.
Or perhaps The American Amboy Dukes’ Journey to the center of the Mind…
And people wonder how Ted got so weird.
And why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I don’t know why but I have this nagging feeling that Tim is taking everyone here for a ride…
Nah, with lines like:
…perhaps he is actually telling the truth. But Geiss? Hmm…
MR
Shoehorn Butterhorse! LOL! Sounds like an indian from a bad melodrama; or should that be mellow-drama?
Maeg, I don’t know if you know what Geiss is. It’s a plugin to WinAmp that makes… well. I can’t describe it. Let’s just say that after Saturday, it’s the closest thing I can think of that is even close to the ‘behind my vision’ hallucinations I saw. The beginning (demo) visualization is almost EXACTLY what I was seeing in my first few lines. Bright green, stark black, harsh red, splash of yellow, moving with music and sound.
Go to http://www.winamp.com go to visualizations download Geiss (and WhiteCap), install it, and play a song. You’ll see what I mean.
I think the penis line was about the priest on Mermaid. I know he didn’t have an erection, but I did, and they were watching the Mermaid cartoon, so it got inexplicably linked.
I remember most of the stuff my babbling was about. If anyone’s perversely interested, I’ll try to explain it.
–Tim
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I like the taste. Kinda like popcorn. The caps taste a little strong, but not bad, really.
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I hope you enjoyed it, Homer. You’ll never have another trip like it. First one is always the best.
I could expound for hours on the subject of psilocybin, having had a bit of experience growing 'shrooms (in a nice brown rice/vermiculite mixture, not cow shit), picking wild ones from cow shit, and consuming them in fairly decent quantities.
If there’s one piece of advice I can give you regarding future use, it’s this : ** DON’T TAKE TOO MANY!!!** Even experienced trippers can be thrown for a loop with a big dose of mushrooms. I’ve personally never had a bad trip on LSD. I’ve had three on mushrooms. In all fairness, though, that’s probably attributable to the small doses LSD comes in these days (~75 mcg today vs. 250 mcg in the 60’s).
One of those mushroom trips landed me in the hospital via a nice, expensive ambulance. Not because of the physical effects (it’s harmless), but because I was out of my friggin’ gourd! My wife had taken a similar dose and she honestly thought she was dying. She also didn’t know who I even was! I freaked out and called 911. Cops and EMTs were all over my apartment in minutes. I was so fried that I showed the cops my growing operation and told them that I was an amature mycologist (pulled that one out of my ass, considering how wasted I was). Turns out not one of the cops or EMTs even knew what shrooms were or that I could go to prison for years for what I had just shown them!
They hauled me to the hospital where I eventually calmed down and started to laugh about the situation. The doctor came around and asked me what had happened. He asked me if I was sure that p. cubensis was the species I’d consumed. I told him that I had grown it and I was sure. He told me I’d have nothing to worry about … except those damn hospital bills. I tore down my grow setup that day and never put it back up. I’m still paying ambulance bills today, a year and a half later.
Moral of the story : MEASURE YOUR DOSE! Things could get very embarrassing if you don’t. 
One thing I forgot :
The number of mushrooms you eat is not an accurate measure of dosage. There are psilocybes the size of a quarter and there are psilocybes that stretch out to over a foot in length with caps like dinner plates. If you don’t have a scale, dry the shrooms and powder them. A loosely packed teaspoon of dried shroom powder is about 1/2 gram, IIRC. An accurate scale would certainly be your best bet, though.
To furthur complicate matters, some species of psilocybe are 2-3 times more potent than cubensis. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your perspective), you’ll never find these on the street since they’re really difficult to grow.
I’ve been reading up on them all day now, neutron. Still not clear on the street prices, but hey. One friend ‘in the know’ says $10/gram, some sites say anywhere from $15/quarter to $40/quarter. I’ve read through everything you’ve just mentioned, though, and everyone seems to corroborate it. Don’t know exactly what they were (neither did the guy who gave them to me, nor the guy they bought it from, and probably not the guy HE bought it from, but I’m guessing cubensis, seeing as how they seem to dominate the market) but he apparently got enough for 3 people for $20.
Everything I’ve read also says that 4-8 times a year is tops, too much, and the effect goes down to nil.
I’ve got a friend who wants to try it on Friday. Not sure if I want to go back up so soon. All the pages I read say to wait at least a week, or two, to get a strong trip. I dunno. Guess we’ll see how this turns out.
Mods, if this thread gets too fringe, please just say something, k?
–Tim
Great stuff Homer. Really great. The last time i did mushrooms, I spent at least 5 weeks staring at myself in the mirror, growling and snarling. Then I realised it was only about 2 minutes. My favorite thing tough is to go out in the fog. don’t know if you have it where you are, but you should try it sometime. Especially walking backwards in the fog. Great stuff. Also fun was going to the museum of modern art and staring at the paintings. Alll of as sudden the stuff you didn’t get, makes total sense to you. Great stuff.