I headed to Burger King for lunch today because they still have the Italian chicken sandwich (good stuff). Thinking about it, BK could be the Devil’s fast food chain. Flames, broilers, royalty, sounds just like hell.
Anyway, I get a large value meal since the mediums are just too small. Ever notice how medium is now the smallest size, eventhough medium means “in the middle”? What ever happened to small? Is small in that same place as my lost socks?
Sometimes a value meal doesn’t quite cut it for me, and I like to eat a big lunch anyway so I also got a whopper jr w/cheese. 20 cents for a slice of cheese? Who are they trying to scam? (me, apparently) This was another clue that Lucifer was about to serve me lunch. Only he could charge 20 cents for a single slice of cheese and make it sound like a good deal.
While the cashier, I believe it said “hellspawn” on his badge, is totaling my order I hear a strange cackling sound coming from the kitchen. “Everything’s just fine”, my little horned attendant assures me. The raging inferno and the smell of brimstone coming from the back of Hell’s Kitchen should’ve clued me in, but I was oblivious to the signals. “Your total is $6.66.”
666 :eek:
Yep, Baalzebub himself made my lunch today and even signed it with his number. At this point I’m wondering if it’s safe to eat, but the mouth-watering goodness and charred aroma is starting to overpower me.
One little bite couldn’t hurt…