I just came a little bit in my mouth

Yesterday was a good day for oral satisfaction. Started out with me peeling a dozen jumbo shrimp while walking my mistress ( a Doper, by the way!) through the manufacture of a cherry pie. Once the pie was in the oven we hied ourselves to the BBQ and commensed to wrap the shrimp in a layer of nice, slippery bacon. We began to drool. It was hot, the humidity was up, there was the smell of roasting bacon and seafood in the air.

About 15 minutes later, we feasted while watching the last half of the Chicago/Atlanta game. Our mouths were happy. And then…the cherry pie. Still hot and sticky … and then:

“I just came a little bit in my mouth!”

Much laughter ensued.

I don’t know if I am now hungry or horny.

Is there really a difference?

Shouldn’t your location be Nantucket?

I never did it with baked goods, but you know your Uncle Inigo…

Tasted so good, it made a grown man cry?

It’s like a party in your mouth, and everyone is coming!

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

That’s much better than throwing up in your pants.


Portnoy applauds.

Was it salty?

I am envious of your flexibility.

[fes]I want a girl made of pizza…or a pizza made of boobs[/fes]

Change your name to Inicum

Deep Throat? Is that you?!?

Food is overrated.

Damn, I thought this was going to be a yoga thread.


Oh, don’t pretend you’ve never tried it.