I just got booty called!

First time ever. This guy who I apparently either met or hooked up with called offering up himself and his roommate. My gentleman caller said he’s 5’6", 195, “a typical bear cub.” The roommate’s 6’3", 215, Native American with lots of tattoos and piercings. I have absolutely no recollection of this guy whatsoever but he has my name and home number.

I declined his polite offer.

The guy’s name is “Muzz.”

Sounds like Moby Dick.

Muzz? This sounds like the opening from something out of Penthouse Forum.

Somehow I don’t think Penthouse would print a letter about an all-male threesome. Not quite hitting the target demographic there.

Besides, I turned him down so there’s nowhere to go with the story. Although he did insist I take his number…

Yeah, well see if we ever call you again, Otto! :mad:

:stuck_out_tongue:

LOL - :smiley:

I’ve known a Maz in here in Milwaukee. Doesn’t fit the description but Muzz/Mazz…

I know this guy - he was a character in the movie version of Dragnet. A bad guy, if I remember correctly. Declining was probably a nice choice in that situation.

My BIL’s maternal grandmother was called “Muzz.” She lived with her sister, “Auntie,” though – so, aside from the fact that they’ve been dead for 40 years or so, I don’t think that’s them.

Ya never know, though.