I just heard the weirdest song ever

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“Sex Dwarf” by Soft Cell. Lyrics availabe here. Here’s a sample:

We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur
I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need

All I previously knew about Soft Cell was from their cover of “Tainted Love”, but after reading some of the other lyrics, well damn, those guys are weird!