I just married two lesbians!

Sort of. In the sense that I presided over (performed) the ceremony. No, I don’t have the authority to perform weddings, but since their marriage wouldn’t be legal in this state anyway, they didn’t care; they just wanted the ritual, and asked me to do it for them. So, a few hours ago, I did. The ceremony was short, and small, and sweet, and just a little misty.

I’ve known Kim for almost 8 years now; when I met her, she had yet to realize consciously that she was gay. (No, wiseasses, she didn’t realize it after dating me, we’ve never dated.) Anyway, we’ve been friends a long time, and I’m damn proud to be one of the people she loves and trusts enough to invite into such an intimate part of her life.

Krystal, her SO, I’ve known as long as they’ve been together. Actually, I met Krystal after a 2 AM phone call from Kim asking if I could come pick them up after Kim’s truck got stuck in the mud on their first real date. Quite an adventure, that.

Anyways. They’re a great couple; they complement one another so perfectly, and they’re still in the silly-love stage, even after these many years. I just felt like sharing, and heck, not many people have performed gay marriages, so I’m kinda feelin’ good about being in that small fraternity. Let the thread meander where it may.

Send my best wishes to them. Congratulations, Kim and Krystal!! May your lives together be filled with happiness.

Max, what a guy you are to have done this for them. :slight_smile:

Best wishes to the happy couple!

Good stuff, Max. Send the ladies to the Netherlands, so they can marry legally! Plus, Coldy will buy them a few beers, too :wink:

My congratulations to Kim and Krystal.:):slight_smile:
Here in Sweden they could have get married legally.

Gratulerar!:slight_smile:

Gratulerar!:slight_smile:

Gratulerar!:slight_smile:

Gratulerar!:slight_smile:

So I could marry Anniz in Sweden? Hmmm…she could be “Mrs Anthracite”, and I could be “Mrs Anniz”…

I just need to act fast, before Montfort gets there. Fortunately, I can fly to Sweden anytime I like. :wink:

So Max, did they kiss?:wink:

I got the Honeymoon movie rights!


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Why, yes, yes they did. Which reminds me of something I forgot to include in my OP: the “bachelor party”.

The night before the wedding, Kim, Krystal and I went to a local strip club called Nibbles. Neither of them had ever been to one before.

Oh, MAN, did we have a blast. Kim’s kinda shy, so she tried to bribe her way out of the lap dance I bought for her. Afterwards, though, she was very grateful, and finally got the guts to sit by the stage with Krystal and me. She even worked up the courage to do some tipping herself. Krystal and I were just a bit bolder. hehe

The next time I go to a strip club, I am definitely taking Los Dos Lesbos. The dancers and the staff were a whole lot nicer to us than they were to the other guys. And I do mean nice.

Kim and Krystal are already planning our next outing. I am SO there.

Ah, quite a fun pasttime: guys going out with their lesbian girl-friends and cruising for chicks. :D:D

Yaaaay! This thread makes me so happy. It would make me happier if their marriage was legal, but I’m pretty happy anyway. Twue wuv, awww…:slight_smile:

She and I had this discussion recently. You could marry her, sure, but she’s not interested. Sorry. All mine. :slight_smile:

BTW, pass along my mazel tov to the newleyweds. And, a big fuck you to the puritans running the show that won’t let them do this legally. But, I am happy for them.

:slight_smile: Congratulations to the happy couple! :slight_smile:

I was wondering how this went, hon! Glad it went well, and congrats to the happy couple!!

Congrats to Kim and Krystal!

Now, I’m headed home to drink a toast to their happiness. :slight_smile:

Congratulations! So why did they marry you and not each other?

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Enough silliness.

My sincere best wishes to the happy couple, and a hope that they will have many more years of happiness.

Congrats to the newliweds… and to you Max!

Next time I get married, will you perform the ceremony?? :smiley:

:)Heaping measures of congratulations all around:)

Good on ya mate. I’ve said a few good things for your grrrls. Now, a question please. Females that hang/pal around with gay men are called “Fag Hags” what do guys like you and I get called?

Fruit flies.

Max, that is quite possibly one of the coolest things I’ve read all day.

would you marry myself and quietgirldownthehall? Not for a little while, though… we want to move to Anthracite’s place first.