I just saw a French-cut poodle humping an alligator ...

Honest. With Og as my witness, I swear it’s really true.

Shortly thereafter - the alligator in question devoured the poodle, and gave birth to:

  1. A spiral beach ball.

  2. A frog with 6 legs reclining on a jumping unicorn.

  3. What appeared to be a Boeing 757 laying a contrail.

What can you see in the clouds today?

[Charlie Brown] Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind[/Charlie Brown]

A shitload of rain.

I really hope you brought enough for everyone … :smiley:
We just keep getting Thunder Boomers that start range fires.
No actual rain in weeks
Forcast high for today: 104
Humidity: 8% *

  • and I don’t care that it’s a dry heat. So is an oven.

Lucy

BTW, Now there’s a Papa Bunny trying to make baby bunnies with a VW bug in my sky.

Smudges of gray and white.

Also possibly a Martian with a surfboard.

Ain’t no clouds today but I once saw a dog chasing a cat while nearby, a mouse laughed. I wasn’t smoking anything at the time either.

I once saw the hand of Bob.

There’s not a cloud in the sky here today. I will be back outside shortly to keep abreast of the situation. (A/C and computer inside, summer Sunday afternoon outside… I just don’t know where I want to be. :slight_smile: )

Sometimes I see eagles in the sky here.

I saw a snail with a saddle on his back.

Musta been a racing snail.

Nothing of any consequence, but the sunset was absolutely gorgeous.

Right now, I would settle for a hatful.

Cloud? What’s that?

I’m actually hoping to see some tomorrow for the first time in a few weeks.

On road trips, my daughter always play the “look at the clouds” game. My favorite was a laughing teddy bear.
Lucyindisguise, you must live in Southern Nevada. Because we had a huge thunderstorm on Friday night that made the power go out most of the night. (I missed Monk I was so mad.)

High Desert Country of Northern Central Nevada, actually. (Near Elko, more specifically.)

(No one, in the history of the world, has ever printed enough money to get me to even visit Vegas [land of perpetual road construction] again, let alone actually live there …)

::sudders at the idea::

Storm front passing overhead this morning, bringing a thousand kittens doing a line dance in the clouds. Sunrise was enough to take your breath away. Georgeous!

Lucy

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
Ain’t no sun when she’s away.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone,
And she’s always gone too far,
Anytime she goes away.

Not much sun, eh !!

:smiley:

Cartooniverse

I saw a statue of Jebediah Springfield.

Without a head

Drat! Beat me to it.

Seriously, though, this thread wins with a fantastic username/content combination.

A galloping bunny rabbit!

I saw Zeus wielding a thunderbolt over a mountain range in western Alberta. Not sure what he was doing so far from Greece though. Maybe he was on vacation.