I just saw Tony Curtis on TV

He was a guest on “The View.” It’s amazing how much he’s starting to look like William Shatner these days.

(And, no, I don’t watch “The View,” but I do watch “Talk Soup.”)

He and a guy here in my building get my votes for having the world’s worst toupees. It looks as if a small mammal has taken up residence on their noggins.

This sort of begs the questions - do women find bald men sexy? If so, would someone please let Tony in on the news so that he can skip the rug.

Ha! I thought exactly the same thing! We saw him on a recent Biography and I told my husband I thought Tony must be seeing Shatner’s plastic surgeon.

I’ve always thought that he’s been developing a strong resemblance to Bea Arthur, myself.