Tony Curtis---He's Not Dead, Is He?

On Biography tonight they were supposed to have Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn’t going to watch because I’ve already seen it, but my parents were going to. But now they have Tony Curtis. I’ve noticed that if someone dies on the same night as a Biography program, they’ll push away the scheduled biography and put on the Biography of the person who just died. Tonight they have on Tony Curtis, quite unexpectantly. So, I was wondering if he died.

Nope, still alive and kickin–although his resemblance of late is starting to look more and more like either a)William Shatner, or b)Bea Arthur.

My God, he looks like a complete wussy! What’s up with him? Did he run out of testosterone?