…instead of to Ms. Otter, who was the intended recipient. :smack:
So how’s your day going?
Well I hope everything comes out ok.
It’s a bit of a sticky situation right now, but I’m sure it will come out fine, thanks!
Bwahahahaha!
My day is much better after reading that, thanks! I had accidentally dropped a forkful of my lunch down my cleavage earlier which made me sad but my coworkers know nothing of my bowels so I think things are looking up for the rest of the day.
Today’s been ok, except for my cold and the whole not getting anything done because I’m procrastinating thing, but yesterday . . .
I went to reach into the Popcorn display case to grab a bag of popcorn, and I dislodged the shelf, dumping popcorn all over the inside, plus causing popcorn to fall out of several other bags of popcorn.
And due to paperwork snafus and corporate, I had to fill out a punch correction form, and it took twenty minutes to get me a reliable way to sign onto a register using someone else’s magic numbers . . .
It was a long day even before I developed a headache.
I thought at first you said dropped your fork, and I was hoping you’d recovered it. No forking the girls! 
I was doing alright until I got a call from a client who is a real Mr. Personality (read: pompous ass). I assured him a coworker of mine would be in the office after lunch. Called the office and oops, coworker had a family emergency (out of town) and has left. Tried Mr. Personality back and his phone has been busy. FOR THE PAST HOUR. sigh
NinetyWt, I read a little further and thought pbbth said “I had accidentally dropped a forkful of my lunch down my cleavage earlier which made me salad…”
You can always find really good recipes on the Dope.
What would be really handy is a recipe to make salad inside your bowels.
Reminds me of that commercial…Face it, someday you will hit “Reply All”.
Free Range Otter, please check back in when your co-workers have assigned you your official new nickname. I bet it’ll be a classic!
Yes, handy did tend to give some questionable advice.
I meant “Vowel Movements” everyone… I need a word processor to help me with my vowel movements!
This seems like something I’d do.
Of course, if the computer is no help, you can always…WORK IT OUT WITH PENCIL AND PAPER!!11!! HEE HEE HAW HAW HEE HEE HAW HEE 
:dubious:
I got a job offer. They want me to teach in Saudi for US$26,000 a year. I said no.
But did you tell them about your bowels?
Tossed?
Saudiéd.
LOL, yeah, I was gonna say, they SHOULD get a message about bowels 
So now they all know you’re just a regular guy after all?
how were the replies? i know you must have gotten a few!