I just stepped on some dog shit with my bare feet.

This is really mundane and pointless, but I must share.

I went over to my friend’s house a couple of hours ago (they have like their own little farm) to get some eggs and him and I decide to go inside, right? Well, apparently they just get a new puppy. I enter the house and briefly after I take off my shoes, the puppy starts actively jumping on my. Being ticklish, I start moving around and yelling, “Stop,” but eventually I had to start running around the house (they have a really dirty farm house anyway and don’t really care). Well after about one circle, the puppy decides to shit on the floor. I am running making another full circle and I step on it. Now, at first I didn’t even notice! But I was able to get into a closed opening to sit down.

I had entered in the first place to show if something online and then I was going to perform a card trick, but as we are powering on the laptop at his house, we’re both wondering, “What’s that smell?” Well anyways, I remembered that I had stepped on something squishy and I look down, and I was literally like :eek: (I am really bad with pets by the way). So yeah, I washed it off and everything and everyone including me, except his mother who was scolding him, was laughing so hard. Even his and my parents.

What an unexpected occurrence this was - took up almost half of my visit there.

I’ve stepped in both cat shit and cat barf with bare feet. Still preferable to doing it in socks, though.

My sentiments exactly!

Yeah I’d much rather step in it in bare feet (which I have done). It cleans up easy and the sensation isn’t even all that unpleasant.

At least you didn’t slide and fall on your butt in it.

LOL. I remember coming home one night with my (ex)wife.

We were in the midst of a heated argument. We come home, we slam the door open while we’re still yelling at each other and we make our way to the kitchen. What I didn’t realize, was the damn dog had shit on the kitchen floor. So I of course step in it while I’m still yelling at my wife.

Once I saw the poo on my (bare) foot, I went full on Bat Shit. God I was pissed! My wife though, couldn’t stop laughing as she stood there and watched me wash my feet in the tub.