you also get a 10% discount at Walmart.
i’d like to point out though that i’m the only funny one here - i’m carrying the rest of you.
Yeah, but remember looks aren’t everything.
Ah, the wonders of the internet – a horde of former (and not-so-former) nerds becoming “so freaking cool” – who’da thunk?
[Eve bangs goblet on table]
“One of us—one of us—gibble gobble—one of us!”
Cool? Nah, some of us are HOT! sssssssssssssssss
OK, so it’s hot flashes. So what. Shut up.
<warms hands over the fiery hotness that is FairyChatMom>
I’m not cool. Trust me. I have a body temperature of 98.6 Fahrenheit.
Okay, I lied. It was 97.4 as of my last blood donation.
So maybe I am cool.
Everyone else here is cool though. Except those Star Trek geeks. HAHAHAHAHAHA - whattabuncha losers!
What? Oh, that’s just my Communicator beeping. Sorry, I have to take this call; it’s about the Andorians.
Love, Kn*ckers
P.S.: Welcome, new kids! Have some Imaginary Welcome Cookies. They’re coconut macaroons. Hope you like 'em.
Me too. I wish I could post on this board and get paid…I’d be rich.
[Joe Pesci]I’m funny how? I mean, I’m funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny. [/Joe Pesci]
Heheheheh… Hmmmmm funny how? Um, I guess funny in the way that moms and dads can be funny when not around their kids or something? Ummm funny in the way that it could pop into your mind that small vaginas lead to more rear-end collisions? Or something? Why am I so inarticulate?
Lalalalalala anyways, I’m a male and gay so I guess nobody wants my nekkid pictures.
Hmmm let’s write a new TV show.
That’s because the guys knew that nekkid picture of you wasn’t really you.
Quazz,
I assure you, there are plenty of people here who don’t mind pictures of nekkid gay men. One or two of them might even be women.
Oh, you are new around here!
Patience dearie, Esprix and matt_mcl will be around in no time to mop you up. At least they will right after I’m done clearing up this “funny in what way” nonsense.
[brandishes specially shaped cattle prod]
Of course, you realize that only by sending everybody here $10.[sup]00[/sup] will you ever get the elevator key.
Who told?
I’m thinking of changing my username again.
Heywood Jablowme just speaks to me, I don’t know what it is.
Just kiddin’.
Heh heh heh
::sigh::
Yay nekkid gay bois!
Esprix
Thanks. We like posting funny things, it’s always better to share.
So, to share the mirth… I’ve got a friend whose fiance, Christian, is returning tomorow from a year in Germany. On the drive back from lunch, one of the people leaned over to pick up a cd case that had dropped at her feet in the backseat, to which she yelled “Quit touching me, dammit!”.
My only response was to say “Warming up for Christian?”
Maybe you had to be there. Then again, I sent a response to the tech list here at work when someone wrote into the list this morning that their laser printer was not printing the letter ‘b’ in any documents, even in the test pages. Weird… but in any case, I told them that this was what that “PC LOAD LETTER” error message was for, that they needed to refill the B’s in their printer.
Cheers, welcome aboard…
So THAT’S what “load letter” means! Thanks, Zenham - my printer’s been saying that for weeks. I think it must be completely out of letters.
running off to Staples to buy a new letter cartridge
And re: the OP: Yeah, there is a lot of humor round these parts. There’s also plenty of generosity, curiosity, respect, admiration, and intelligence.
Oh, and pie. Lots and lots of pie. When come back…
So, are you the Wizard Of Qazzz?
Do we call you Qaz for short?
Is your last name imodo?
I wanna know, just beqazzz.
Yeah I first came up with Qaz many years ago. I hate coming up with nicknames based off of my real name or some physical trait or something, so I just took the three letters at the side of the keyboard. Pretty soon lots of Qaz’s started popping up, so I added some Z’s. 