Coming soon, a great new twelve-step program.
“Hi everybody, my name is Cervaise and I spend at least an hour on the SDMB each and every day.”
Slacker geeks, unite!
Welcome.
Dont forget to submit the mandatory stool sample to the mods.
I never tire of that one
Lsura,
Next time don’t send in that picture of Marilyn Monroe from the first issue of Playboy, you need to get more obscure. I tell you, the guys on that committee on conouisseurs.
I am quite cool… Off to get a sweatshirt.
That’s good! It’s important for people to get enough ZZ’s, especially if they stay up until all hours viewing porn, er, posting to Internet discussion boards!
Welcome, Qazzz!!
You little tramp! How did you get loose from the ropes?!
…always looking for sex…
;j
“Captain Blunty , you have been referred to as ‘the funny one.’ Is this reputation justified?”
“Yes. Yes it is.”
(Cue the canned laughter)
Am I losing my mind, or did you misquote me? Because that sounds like a very plaintive closing for a post -
Love, Kn*ckers
please
I like it, though. I should make that my sig.
P.S.: The ropes were no problem - I’m very flexible. Had to pop my shoulder out of joint to get out of the straitjacket, though.
I would have spelled “straightjacket” correctly, but I’m saving my Gs and Hs for the Lean Times to come. I’m canning them to stockpile in the basement.
You should do the same, cause I’m not going to be sharing.
I think you mean “sharin’”.
Actually, I meant “sharon”. That is SO not my name.
OY! Looks like lean times will still be lean for you if you continue at your current rate! Stockpiles disappear quickly. Trust me.
Enjoy,
Steven
[sub]I didn’t use any of my stockpile in my post. I did re-use yours. I appreciate your liberal use. It enables my re-use :D[/sub]
Enjoy Steven?! Always with the sex!
btw, I have a whole lot of w’s if’n youse be need’n 'em.
Lots of these little buggers, too > ’ <