Heard on the radio this morning, in an ad for an Oriental rug store:
“Don’t miss this exclusive opportunity to own a life-changing rug!!!”
Life-changing rug? Life-changing rug???
Well, I suppose if you were Cleopatra… :rolleyes:
Are you sure it was about carpeting and not toupees? 
Or Burt Reynolds. (Oh – not that kind of rug?)
high-fives FCM*
I think they may have been Exaggerating SLIGHTLY…
Was it a bearskin with a naked chick on it? That could change your life.
Maybe if it really ties the room together.
Maybe it’s a hemp rug. Oh yeah that’s mind altering not life changing
does it envoque visions of the future?
I imagine some rug burns would be life changing.
Dude, how’d you get one on your chest?
Or Aladdin…
When I opened this thread I thought you were talking about the rug in The Big Lebowski which was pretty life-changing for The Dude, if I recall.
John Goodman: “there is no reason, no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and they pee on your rug. Am I wrong?”